Posts Tagged Action
Now this is getting serious.
It’s not about money anymore, nor fame.
My very inner power is challenged here.. but it’s not the time to be scared, nor to retreat! Truth will be shown and justice be done..!
Not a single word, nor any indication of a movement, only these strict eyes of that ninja focused on my hands. There have been rumors.. people sometimes whisper my hands were under a spell.. like these were no human hands.. because no regular human is able to make that many perfect meals in such a short time. Well.. spell or not, they will never know, this secret will die with me..! Muahahaha
Now as I stand there.. in front of me a layer of pizza dough, I breath in deeply. Remembering the wise words my Senpai always has told me… “It’s good for you!” These were his words.. after taking a big spoon of mayonnaise. And I brought my mayonnaise. Took a big spoon with it, slugged it down all at once..!
The eyes of the ninja were starring it me, like they wanted to say.. impossible!
As mentioned before, it was by far too late to retreat now.
With these words in my mind It’s good for you! I just spoke calm with a steady voice:
It’s time to leave some credits to my Senpai, long live the swedish cook!!
I love the colors of this game; all fancy! All shiny!
And looking at the gameplay video… it really looks doable..! (But seriously, I wonder how many attempts that guy actually needed, or he must be a natural talent, a god or sth..)
Anyway, I love the clear forms, I love the colors (I told you before!) AND I really love the music!
There I’ve just customized my first cube, so cute! 😛
However, I doubt there are many other games which have me emotionally shattered like this one.. I’ve been swearing… cursing the internet (the game is playable offline tho).. screaming… crying.. (ok no. I definitely did NOT cry, I swear!), well..
And well again… I could say now, it’s just a game.. I didn’t screen my 500+ attempt tho..
(no comment on this, lol)
User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive
So let’s see what people have to say about this game:
“Open game, rage, rage quit, repeat.”
“10/10 would waste life again”
“My girlfriend said I must choose between her and this game… She’s gone now…” (okay……)
“1. Watch YouTube video of Geometry Dash
2. Think it’s easy <—–
3. Play it
Yep, I’m done for today 😀
So this is half time? Maybe! Anyway. Got the 3rd star on my restaurant today, how fancy my working place is now.. 🙂
With the 3rd star another cooking slot has been added, up to a total of 7 now.
And a new event, the Iron Cook Challenge!
Imagine, I may cook now the most popular meals with super speed! And this live in TV!!! They invited me 2 times yet. Yes, you heard it right! They’ve just been surprisingly impressed by my cooking skills the first time so I had to come soon a second time, serving tons of beer (nothing new) and my beer is by far the best in this country so that was half won yet! Then some hamburgers and pizzas and people were happy. Nothing easier than that, awaiting my 3rd challenge now :]
There also was an opening ceremony. You should have seen it with your own eyes, that place was full of happy people! Of course in need of even more beer, fortunately my beer is endless. I’m serious, it never runs out, ever. How? Well, that’s my secret :v
I love these fast-pased action cooking games!
My husband would probably ask me, why I’m not cooking all that stuff in RL.. And it’s a good question, actually… >_<
I've played yet a bunch of these kind of games. Anyway today it's "Cook, Serve, Delicous!" time!!
Looking in my steam library, I have just spent 5 hours in my new virtual kitchen..!
And I’ve made like all kind of food yet! Like salad for the vegans. Fries for the kids 😀 Pasta fresh from Italia! Original bavarian Pretzel!! And of course, ice-cream..! You may never forget the ice-cream >D
And even got beer :3 And this all day!
And people actually come early in the mornings just to get a jar of my beer. Sometimes yet the first customer just wants a beer.. So yea, beer seems quite popular here .-.!
(I am actually considering writing a poem about it. That was random. Ignore it, or not ;P )
With all that awesome food come of course the upgrades for them, aswell special equipment to make our work less stressful.
Did you know? It’s not all about cooking, nooo.. there are rats you’ll need to hunt down. Wash the dishes, get rid of the garbage.. And you would be surprised if you knew how often people “forget” in the toilet to flush down their outcomes….
Good thing, I’m ready any time to help out with this!!
♪ Toilet Man!! Oh Toilet Man!! ♪ ♫
This is one of my “smaller” games, a great one tho! There’s hardly anything better than slashing enemies while being provided with good music. And this music rocks! A little taste of it is in this Trailer:
So how is that? Seems pretty cool, no?
Ok. Time to play abit!
Before a round is started you usually get a decent team first. So I want the Ninja! Because every team needs a Ninja, no? 😀
Then we have that Fighter guy, he also has an awesome beard (just like me hehe)!
Last we got a Priestess! She does not much, except a heal every now and then. Also I thought, a woman in the team might raise my men’s motivation abit.. (if you know what I mean ;o )
Here my Bard in his element – GUITAR SOLO!!!!! >D
(oh wait, it’s an axe..)
These little helpers always accompany me:
The village’s drunkard – on first sight not very useful, but his vomit is hax, slowing down enemies! CC plz :3 !!
And the village’s cow. This little cow does not only look incredible cute, it also helps me collect all the loot! Good cow 🙂
And here all of them in full action! Vs the first boss. Not too hard btw. He always gets pretty much owned. But keeps coming back.. Stupid troll just won’t give up!
At last I wanted to show you the Upgrade window.
(Here the Song of Defense)
Final day comes for every hero. And when this happens, you may go to shop with your collected gold. To become stronger and rock even harder >D !!